product placement

by ritchie on 2010/02/05

my homie kelvin does shit in film

peep his new vid ... im wondering why he packs the cap first though ... shits gonna get crushed ...

lie lowwwwwww

by ritchie on 2010/02/03

lie low's / lilo's are those inflatable things for the water ...

so like my friend jade came up to sydney and we hit the rooftop pool (which would probably explain the lack of updates over the last few months) ... the boys and i were talking about getting lilo's for aaaaaaages, well jades a chick that gets shit done ...

we decided to host a birthday party for one of our own but really just wanted an excuse to get in the pool with a ridiculous amount of lilo's ...

this is my homegirl jade ... and the dino lilo (which cost her $1.50 - fucking bargain) (we also decided to name all the lilo's)



this is my other homegirl diLOLan ... (with the throne lilo)



my uncle in america once told me a lame joke, he said that white people were so happy to have indonesians living with them that at petrol stations they included the indonesian word for water (air) ... i hope im never a lame uncle



in my next life im gonna be re-incarnated as like a dolphin and live in a rooftop pool and have a fucking million dollar fucking view ...





jade and helena soaking up the sun ... those floorboards get pretty fucking hot FYI



(insert joke about jade riding a dino lilo here)



bozzetto chose the smallest pinkest lilo for his italian arse (that lilo is called the cheap seats)



blow blow blow blow ..... (those lilos in the back are called the bartenders ... cause they have lots of holes for drinkie's)







(we didnt give that blue and silver lilo a name, it did cost $50 though, most expensive that all the other lilo's combined ...)







happy birthay case



we got him a freddo ice cream cake ... shits like $12 ... never though buy sparklers from the $1 store ... that shit flaked all over the cake ... mmmmm carcinogenic cake

bangs

by ritchie on 2010/01/27

remember that youtube sensation bangs ?

he had that song called 'take you to da movies'

when i first peeped that song it had like 1000 hits ... a few peeps blogged it on their shit and it went viral spastic ... 30000 hits within a few days ... million hits, now it's just under 2 million hits ...

our friends in clothing, music and art industries in other countries have been flipping off this guy ...

heres the clip



so anyways i heard through the grapevine that levins was bringing this guy out to sydney and we had to take the guy to the movies ... had to ...



watched 'where the wild things are' ... i dont know how impressed bangs was ...



then decided to show him some surry hills steez in one of our favourite spots ... stooping in the alleyway ... bangs unfortunately doesnt drink



me thinks he was just like pretty bored









you know for a quiet dude that didnt talk much, doesnt booze and just has like internetz famez ... he was actually a really really good performer ... and the guys only 19



we bought him like 8 bags of popcorn, 2 normal the rest multicoloured, it ended up all over the floor of goodgod ... sorry jimmy sing

this kid

by ritchie on 2010/01/27

is fucking awesome !

vb party

by ritchie on 2010/01/27

finally catching up with the blogging ... new years and xmas and sydney summer in general has been fan fucking tastic thanks for asking ... obviously seeing as though the updates have been like non existant ...

anyways

the next few weeks gonna recap some shitnitz from 09 ...

first up ...

VB raw party

it tastes ok ... slight hint of VB, but when shits free cant complain

customised porsche, which i recently found out some dude named awesome something or rather won it ... should have been mine !



this was full at one stage ...











this fridge was also full ...







chin stroker ...











you can get it wearing thehomies customised overall posing next to an unfinished customised porsche ...

DJ another dirty inch

by ritchie on 2009/12/20

flicks from wasted wednesday a few weeks ago ... dirty and i dj'd ... then got really drunk

wasted wednesdays

by ritchie on 2009/12/02

from like 3 weeks ago ... maki finally got some shit up



moriarty





LOLzZZzZZZzzzZ



boz



dan



kate



lev dawg



dans parents came down to wasted wednesdays to see what he does ... like the club night he runs ... apparently when i was kinda boozed i talked 'bollocks' to his dad for a good hour ... good times

halloween 09

by ritchie on 2009/11/17

i've been going to gypsy's halloween parties since as long as i can remember, gypsy was the ever lovely girl who useto work at the outre' gallery next to the old [an:other]" store ... for those of you remember

she always had an immaculate sense of style, coupled with her working in the film industry and being involved in burlesque parties the people that would attend her parties got dressed up ... like real good ... like every year

after a few years of going as something 'asian' (ninja, yakuza,) i was sternly told no more asian themes

since last year our crew decided that we wanted to go as a group of something, and after lots of suggestions and many more rejections i finally decided that we should all go as fashion icons

here are the portrait shots of the bandits dressed as fashion icons

anna - Donnatella Versace



gomez - Terry Richardson (i tried to convince him to buy a dildo and have it hanging out of his pants the whole night, his girlfriend was also in favour of this, gomez however was definately not)



kirsty - Anna Wintour



kelly - Vivienne Westwood



pete le chic ( for the homies ) came dressed as ME ... LOLz



maki - Yohji Yamamoto



dirty - Yves Saint Laurent



kate and bridge decided to break the mould and come as the girl from twin peaks





rob - Jeremy Scott



and i went as Karl Lagerfeld



wendell - wasnt allowed to come ... but dressed as wendell



family portrait



ackward family



here are some more flicks from the night




pete getting his wig cut ala ritchie



kirsty was abit drunk, she sprayed that white shit into my eyes











the chronic mark tronics ... didnt come to the party was too busy makin cassette tape art fore he leaves for the jpn ... all the best brother ...



















someone else came as anna wintour















i found WALLY !!!





another girl came as John Galliano ... dope





if i didnt come as karl i woulda gone as this, the joker in the nurses outfit ... so fucking dope

wu tang

by ritchie on 2009/11/11

the year was 199-something ... i remember this kid in high school could burn cd's ... the first cd i got him to burn was the 36 chambers by wutang ... since then i have bought the album i think about 3 times ... there was always a copy on hand at the shop at any given time, and it got played on heavy rotation

when we heard they were coming down for megaramp in melbourne we had already packed our bags ... when we heard it got cancelled we went to church and prayed ... when we heard that the were instead doing their own show ... we put money in the charity box and went on our way to buying tickets ... together the bandits bought i think 18 tickets all up ... they all went with no hassles ...





most of the bandits ... together again



we were just hanging around the pizza shop boozing and talkin arse until about 20 min's before the tang were due ... made our way in and somehow managed to be like front centre about 4 rows in ... there was lots of goss as to who was and wasnt coming etc etc ... all that shit faded when they went on stage ...



there was more talk about what they were gonna drop, if the 36 was even gonna get a mention ... when the first few off the bat were from the 36 kids just went fucking nuts ... it was like hip hop karoake

raekwon



rza







show stopped, no encore ... that was ok, deep down inside some part of me was complete ... we joined the exodus of peeps leaving the enmore and made out way through newtown, chatting with other peeps about how it was and where we were going ... most of us were all suana'd out ...

sprung a bus back to the 2000's





stooped out in the spanish 1/4 ...





as per usual howie was a mess screaming, insulting and bickering about fuck knows what ... he did manage to however tug-o-war a wutang towel ...







between our crew some people thought it was ok, others loved it, some hated it ... nevertheless how many times in the future will i ever be able to see wutang perform ?

especially in australia ... so for me it was amazement ...

halfway crooks

by ritchie on 2009/11/10

yo yo yo .... so jsut a heads up ... this one came with only a little notice and a venue change

one of my favourite parties HALFWAY CROOKS is on the 21st ... moving away from the sweatbox that is brighton up bar to the slightly bigger sweatbox the phoenix ... im pretty stoked cause like it's still grimey but slightly bigger

anyways peep the deets



brought to you by

levins levdawg pulled pork poof, eloquent elston and la capitan franco



im excited ... you should be too

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